A few months ago, I was rejected by DBS when I applied for my credit card. I had applied again (assuming it was my bad handwriting, but received no response from them. And today, I got a call now from one of the call centers for DBS in India (specifically South India):

“I am calling from DBS Bank, blah blah..you can enjoy lower/higher interest rates with your DBS Credit Card funds. And..” “I dont have a DBS credit card.”

[A Pause]

“But you have applied for that right?” “Yeah, but I have not received any response yet.”

“Oh okay, you will be getting it soon. Thank You. Good Bye.”

Weird!

On the subject of humour, check this BBC article on the reality of advertising! It is hilarious! One sample:

Women only wear spectacles in adverts for opticians.