Singapore mandarins somehow manage to keep surprising me with the depths of ignorance of the english language. I know I know I can never become one myself, but the advertisement for “Share a Meal” starring the Singapore Badminton Star Susilo always manages to make me wanna puke.

Here is why: They have coined an acronym for milk: Mainly I Love Kids. BLEHHHHH….I mean that sounds like a paedophile’s thought more than anything else! I wonder what Mr. Brown has to say!